When they demand telling you instructions to get to their house

[BIG WOOD]

He’s telling me while I’m typing on this thread.

I told him my gps will take me there and he’s still rambling.

 

[Papa John]

sometimes

He’s telling me while I’m typing on this thread.

I told him my gps will take me there and he’s still rambling.

Sometimes-- GPS is wrong.
Maybe he knows this.
but you will find out soon enough.
good luck

 

[hogjowl]

I judge the mental proficiency of the person I’m talking to by how they sound over the phone.

 

[Mikey P]

I'll never forget the time blind person gave me instructions for their very off the grid house instructing me to look out for certain trees, abandoned circus vehicles, turtle ponds and splits in the road, and this is back in the Thomas Brothers map days so it actually came in handy, I was amazed at their accuracy

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Quit pecking and listen. That’s what you’re paid for.

 

[Trip Moses]

I'll never forget the time blind person gave me instructions for their very off the grid house instructing me to look out for certain trees, abandoned circus vehicles, turtle ponds and splits in the road, and this is back in the Thomas Brothers map days so it actually came in handy, I was amazed at their accuracy

I’ll never forget the time I cleaned a blind man’s carpet. After I finished , he wanted me to go back over a couple of spots. I told him no, and to get his credit card out.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I’ll never forget the time I cleaned a blind man’s carpet. After I finished , he wanted me to go back over a couple of spots. I told him no, and to get his credit card out.

I cleaned for a blind lady and she begged me to sell her my ugly yellow sanitaire because she was hearing it suck up all the dirt her Hoover couldn’t do. Lol

 

[Nomad74]

I hate that! If i'm on the phone and ask them their address, they then immediately start yammering out directions. UGH. Sometimes I just put the phone down and go make myself a sandwich.

 

[Cleanworks]

I hate that! If i'm on the phone and ask them their address, they then immediately start yammering out directions. UGH. Sometimes I just put the phone down and go make myself a sandwich.

What kind of sandwich?

 

[Nomad74]

What kind of sandwich?

Liverwurst and Miracle whip with pimento cheese spread.

 

[Cleanworks]

Liverwurst and Miracle whip with pimento cheese spread.

I would have thought you would have graduated to pate foie Gras by now.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I smile and just listen!

 

[icleancarpetz]

I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone.

 

[icleancarpetz]

Liverwurst and Miracle whip with pimento cheese spread.

Ugh

 

[Hack Attack]

I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone.

It's the simple things that catch you out, just this week said "do you know what that is on your carpet?"
Then looked at picture window and realised it was "shadow" from bird poop

 

[SamIam]

I judge the mental proficiency of the person I’m talking to by how they sound over the phone.

What????

How many Ya'alls in a sentence?

 

[hogjowl]

Depends on how many of y’all I’m tawking to

 

[SamIam]

Liverwurst and Miracle whip with pimento cheese spread.

@Cleanworks you had to ask!

 

[Cleanworks]

@Cleanworks you had to ask!

Curious minds need to know.

 

[bob vawter]

He’s telling me while I’m typing on this thread.

I told him my gps will take me there and he’s still rambling.

Well MAYBE theres a bridge out

 

[Ramacciotti]

I remember when I could not get a spot out next the dining table. After about 30 minutes, I moved the table a few inches. shadow was gone.

Been there!

 

[Luky]

He’s telling me while I’m typing on this thread.

I told him my GPS will take me there and he’s still rambling.

I had one like that today. I was going from the gentleman's house to his place of business to clean some offices and he gave me directions and told me to make a notes. Since he was 10 inches taller and about 300 lbs heavier, I listened and nodded. Later on, he paid me the cash and said to me: don't give any part of it to Uncle Sam. I didn't know to answer, so I handed him both invoices, said thank you for your business, and left. What a experience.

 

[Nate The Great]

I had one like that today. I was going from the gentleman's house to his place of business to clean some offices and he gave me directions and told me to make a notes. Since he was 10 inches taller and about 300 lbs heavier, I listened and nodded. Later on, he paid me the cash and said to me: don't give any part of it to Uncle Sam. I didn't know to answer, so I handed him both invoices, said thank you for your business, and left. What a experience.

Like this guy's pops..


View: https://youtu.be/L9V5SU8bX_U

 

[The Great Oz]

I had one like that today. I was going from the gentleman's house to his place of business to clean some offices and he gave me directions and told me to make a notes. Since he was 10 inches taller and about 300 lbs heavier, I listened and nodded. Later on, he paid me the cash and said to me: don't give any part of it to Uncle Sam. I didn't know to answer, so I handed him both invoices, said thank you for your business, and left. What a experience.

There's an old money community with a former drill sergeant gate guard. He gives you the exact turn-by-turn direction to get to the house in rapid-fire drill sergeant style. If you don't at least pretend to take notes he makes you run the instructions back at him and ridicules you for any mistakes.

Took awhile to discover his sense of humor.

 

[Brian H]

"Take County Rd 19 west until you get to the old oak tree. Turn there and go about 2 miles to where the old barn used to be...."

 

[Cleanworks]

There's an old money community with a former drill sergeant gate guard. He gives you the exact turn-by-turn direction to get to the house in rapid-fire drill sergeant style. If you don't at least pretend to take notes he makes you run the instructions back at him and ridicules you for any mistakes.

Took awhile to discover his sense of humor.

And don't forget to salute.

 

[Numero Uno]

Look gps will not tell you the little details. Let him blather on and increase fee 10 bucks for data collection...Clients are like wives ,We know we let them blab then we pick out the important stuff...Also if some where the info gets you there faster with less downtime -listen big deal...Your gonna have 1000s of clients and they are paying you...So what...lol. An always carry a map back up...Do not assume GPS will always be up or available. Be Prepared...

 

[icleancarpetz]

. An always carry a map back up...Do not assume GPS will always be up or available. Be Prepared...

Got that right

 

[bob vawter]

Look gps will not tell you the little details. Let him blather on and increase fee 10 bucks for data collection...Clients are like wives ,We know we let them blab then we pick out the important stuff...Also if some where the info gets you there faster with less downtime -listen big deal...Your gonna have 1000s of clients and they are paying you...So what...lol. An always carry a map back up...Do not assume GPS will always be up or available. Be Prepared...

"Like wifes"? Run! Faster........!

 

[SamIam]

Just listen....

Not but googler sent me 5 miles to hell and back.

I tried to warn you!