Stumped the local rug washer

[Mikey P]

I dropped this off at Talisman yesterday and he says, "Honestly, I'm not really sure what that is..."

I appreciated that as he could he could have just said " oh, geee, another Karakastanian, Mario get out the Sanitaire!...."


What is it Randy?

 

[ruff]

I can help you out.

The yellow thingie is a Stanley measuring tape, Vintage 2005-6.

 

[rhyde]

It looks to be an Afghani refugee rug probably made in the refugee camps around peshawar in the 1990’s some of this stuff was sold as Baluchi , beshir & Turkoman but it's kinda non descript in its weaving and design style.


Talisman! I thought you were sending stuff to your buddy at Artisan?

 

[Desk Jockey]

We usually care more about cleaning the rugs than where they were woven. eat yor heart out Werner

fookin rug snobs! eat yor heart out Werner

 

[rhyde]

I think if you actually cared about cleaning them you would want to know more about what you handle .

 

[Desk Jockey]

Randy I'm cleaning the dirt and piss out of them......not jerkin off with the fringe. eat yor heart out Werner

 

[RGH269]

Richard you trying to make Willy happy? I have to say those lyrics don't have anywhere close to the impact or meaning that Tim's do.

 

[Mikey P]

Talisman sends me more multi billionaires so I share the wealth.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Richard you trying to make Willy happy? I have to say those lyrics don't have anywhere close to the impact or meaning that Tim's do.

Yea I know but you know Willy, thought I'd brighten his day. eat yor heart out Werner

Actually it's a good song, I only have (2) Lil Wayne songs on my itunes and it's one of them.

It's pretty good. hey now

7]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmkuvuEIbmM7]

 

[RGH269]

That's cool I just wouldn't have pegged you as a Lil Wayne fan on any level.
I don't listen to music anymore since my hearing loss, my hearing aids make it possible for me to carry on a conversation in most circumstances and watch some tv. But all music is just a jumble of noise I can't tell anything about it.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I know my spectrum of music is pretty wide. eat shit! I really like alternative music about as much as country. I listen all kinds of music I even like a little Buckwheat Zydeco.

Sorry to hear about your hearing, that terrible!

 

[rhyde]

Randy I'm cleaning the dirt and piss out of them......not jerkin off with the fringe. eat yor heart out Werner

Wholly chit Chavez, your in Kansas!


This is not an oriental rug ...

 

[Desk Jockey]

now are you sure? Where was it needle punched? See that's what I like about you, you're a smart a*s too. Wait, actually I don't like that one bit, in fact I despise that. Never mind! eat yor heart out Werner

Oh and the dirt was analyzed after cleaning and ya know what 99.9% came from Kansas, the other .01 came from camel droppings. I've seen Jimmy naked

 

[RGH269]

I know my spectrum of music is pretty wide. eat shit! I really like alternative music about as much as country. I listen all kinds of music I even like a little Buckwheat Zydeco.

Sorry to hear about your hearing, that terrible!

You know that's one of the things I've learned through this process, I never realized how much I enjoyed listening to music until that simple pleasure was taken from me.

My son plays the guitar and I've learned a lot from him even though I can't really understand all of what he's playing which may be a good thing since he's into hard core metal LOL

 

[rhyde]

nice Istock photo

 

[Desk Jockey]

no won ton soup for you!

Istock better pay those dudes tomorrow, because they will be looking for a check then. LIKE!

 

[ruff]

Randy I'm cleaning the dirt and piss out of them......not jerkin off with the fringe. eat yor heart out Werner

Wholly chit Chavez, your in Kansas!


This is not an oriental rug ...

In Kansas it is!

 

[rhyde]

In Kansas it is!

I know, I'm still in shock chavez could get so many rugs out of a singlewide

Hey Chavez, the lottery winners called they want their rugs back!

 

[rhyde]

Chavez, What the hell are these guys doing anyway,you have two guy circle jerkin it on a partly rolled up Karastan 717 rug, is that push broom? all framed nicely on some old rat nasty carpet you undoubtedly pulled from your last sewage backup ?

 

[Jimmy L]

Definitely ......Pottery Barn......difinitely...Pottery Barn.....definintely..

Judge Wopner is on in.....3 minutes exactly.....difinitely....3 minutes..to Judge Wopner.

 

[Desk Jockey]

You rug snobs get so jealous!

Go counts some knots ya knot-heds! eat yor heart out Werner

 

[The Great Oz]

I'm liking the Juice persona.

Snarky like a West Coaster.

 

[Ron K]

I guess in Can's Ass you groom the Rugs Sideway's!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Oh hell it's anything goes out here. When we clean up dog crap......we don't even ask the breed, where it was born or how old it is. We just clean it up. eat yor heart out Werner

We are just risk takers and heart breakers. eat shit!

 

[Willy P]

OK Chavez - You asked for it.....

TAKE THAT!


q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBbKBSttFwq]

AND THAT!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38EdJeM6dU&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL76EADAF97DF431EE[/youtube]

(secret message here LIKE! )


AND FOR MY FINISHER!


q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0q]



THAT'LL KEEP YOU DOWN FOR THE 3 COUNT!!!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Willy Willy Willy ya gotta stay away from those magic mushrooms! eat yor heart out Werner

Plus you owe me 5-minutes of my life back for watching that chit! eat shit!

 

[Willy P]

Re-watch that second video - joey Shithead has a message for you if you can decipher it.....

 

[Desk Jockey]

That's some "Old School" rock........................I don't like old school rock! eat yor heart out Werner




4- more minutes you owe me!

eat shit!

 

[Willy P]

4 FRIGGIN' MINUTES? DO YOU KNOW THE DAMNED AGONY AND PAIN I FEEL WHEN I HAVE TO READ ABOUT THE COWBOY LOSING HIS WIFE AND DOG AND TRAILER AND PICK UP?WELL DO YOU DAMMIT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SPENT ON PSYCHOTHERAPY FROM THAT WHINING CRAP? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU OWE ME? AT $900 AN HOUR?

Neither do I.

 

[Shorty]

Willy, ya gotta pic of the dog ??

Shorty. -sniff